Doctor som kort berättelse "Voice From The Vortex"

TV-troper beskriver det således:

"The short story "Voice from the Vortex" by Gareth Roberts in Doctor Who Magazine is a parody of the They Just Didn't Care stories in the sixties and seventies World Distributors Doctor Who annuals, with appalling artwork, a nonsensical plot, and characters called "Dr. Who" and "Rosie Taylor" (who wears a mod dress and beehive).

It also features constant glaring inaccuracies, like the time machine being called Tardis and having a rectangular console and making a beeping noise when it takes off; and writing the Ninth Doctor (a terse, witty Mancunian) with the same speech patterns as the First Doctor (a fearsome and formal old man), describing him as wearing a cloak and handbag and being chubby, and having him carry a gun and cry for no reason.

On top of that the prose is riddled with malapropisms and basically ugly verbal constructions and ends with An Aesop that has nothing to do with anything that happened. "