Någon på Reddit har faktiskt listat alla sina skador på skärmen, inklusive notering de som bara hänvisades till i showen istället för att visas i episoderna. Här är en lista över skärmar och underförstådda skador genom säsong 4 Episod 9, baserat på skadatyp:
Shot
S1 E2: Training Day
- Reference to an incident with Popeye. Implied to have been very painful, enough so to warrant investing in a bulletproof door. No direct injuries in this episode.
*Bulletproof door implies being shot.
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Shot in the foot by Lana Kane.
S1 E7: Skytanic
- Shot once in the foot by Lana Kane, same spot as previous episode.
S1 E8: The Rock
- Claims to have been shot, but not known where.
S1 E10: Dial M for Mother
- Shot 6 times “in the 10 ring” by Mallory Archer.
S3 E6: The Limited
- Shot in the right arm by Bilcoe, grazing injury.
S3 E 13: Space Race II
- Apparently shot off screen in the left arm.
S4 E6: Once Bitten
- Eighteen year old Sterling shot in the gut by a Femme Fatale.
S4 E8: Coyote Lovely
- Shot 2 times in the back. Bullets punctured lung, resulting in coughing up blood.
Stabbed
S1 E3: Diversity Hire
- Stabbed in the back (literally) by Conway Stern. Left lung filled with blood.
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Shot in the upper left torso with a spear gun.
S2 E1: Swiss Miss - Penis cut by shaving razor, 3 stitches, self-inflicted. Stitches tore two times before leaving Switzerland.
S2 E6: Tragical History
- Ninja star to the upper left chest by one of Selvin's companions. Later twisted by Selvin. Removed to no serious effect.
Stans / Hit
S1 E1: Mole Hunt
- Hit 4 times with a purse by Mallory Archer.
S1 E5: Honeypot
- High-speed jai alai ball to the face resulting in unconsciousness.
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Punched at least twice in the face by Lana Kane.
S2 E5: The Double Deuce
- Given a “Webly” by Bishop, knocked unconscious.
S2 E11: Jeu Monegasque
- Slapped once by Lana.
S3 E1: Heart of Archness Pt. 1
- Black eye and facial injuries from off screen ass-whupping by Riley.
S3: E3: Heart of Archness Pt. 3
- Cold-clocked in the face by Lana Kane, resulting in unconsciousness, then kicked in the ribs.
S3 E4: The Man from Jupiter
- Nasal impact with dashboard caused by Burt Renolds.
- Hit with a purse 4 times by Mallory to no apparent effect.
S3 E6: The Limited
- Punched in the face by Bilcoe, twice
S3 E7: Drift Problem
- Ridiculous amounts of punches and kicks to the everything.
S3 E8: Lo Scandalo
- Slapped 5 times by Lana.
S3 E10: Crossing Over
- Makes the grievous mistake of getting into a fight with Pam.
S4 E1: Fugue and Riffs
- Smacked in the back of the head with a frying pan by Lana.
S4 E8: Coyote Lovely
- Hit (not hard) on the left arm and chest about 10 times in total. No apparent injuries.
Tortyr
S1 E1: Mole Hunt
- Shocked in the foot by a golf kart battery.
S2 E12: White Nights
- Electrical torture in Lubyanka.
Fordonsolyckor
S1 E9: Job Offer
- Possible injuries from collision with a truck.
- Thrown out of a car from not wearing a seat belt, car crashed deliberately by Lana. Severe injuries and apparent dislocation of shoulder.
S2 E11: Jeu Monegasque
- Flung from a vehicle to no apparent injury.
S3 E 13: Space Race II
- Space shuttle crashed, no noticeable injuries to Archer.
S4 E4: Midnight Ron
- Ejected from trunk of a moving car, thrown clear about 100 linear feet.
Falls
S2 E3: Blood Test
- Falling ~30-50 feet (10-15 meters) into a ventilation shaft to no apparent injury.
S2 E12: White Nights
- Long-distance fall from top of guard tower.
Medical
S2 E3: Blood Test
- 1 liter of blood extracted for paternity test. Left groggy and showing signs of blood loss.
S2 E8: Stage 2
- Archer diagnosed with stage 2 breast cancer.
- Underwent unsuccessful surgery for breast cancer, which has advanced to stage 3.
S2 E9: Placebo Effect
- Intravenous tube inserted surgically.
- Experiences full effect of chemotherapy drugs.
Öronskada
S1 E6: Skorpio
- Possible beginnings of tinnitus from proximity to grenade explosion.
S2 E7: Movie Star
- 6 gunshots next to the ear by Lana Kane, resulting in temporary deafness and definite beginnings of tinnitus.
S2 E9: Placebo Effect
- 2 perforated eardrums from grenade explosion.
S3 E2: Heart of Archness Pt. 2
- Temporally deafened by grenade blast. Twice.
S4 E3: Legs
- Point blank exposure to rocket propelled grenade explosion. Temporarily deafened, and suffered severe tinnitus. Later revealed to have several cuts and bruises throughout body. Self-inflicted.
Ögonskada
S1 E8: The Rock
- Blinded by flare gun while wearing night vision goggles.
S3 E6: The Limited
- Fighting on top of a train is like “being shot in the eyes by a glitter gun”.
- Retinas “seared like tuna steaks” from night vision goggles and oncoming train.
S3 EP11: Skin Game
- Light to the eyes while wearing night vision goggles. Again.
Andra
S1 E10: Dial M for Mother
- Abducted and implanted with mind control microchip, drill used to enter skull.
S2 E2: A Going Concern
- Brain control microchip removed by Krieger a la “Drill baby drill”.
- Mental trauma from contact with aubergine vibrator.
S2 E7:Movie Star
- Injected with fugu fish tetradoxin, temporarily paralyzed.
S2 E12: White Nights
- “A broken glass factory” in Archer's feet.
S3 E5: El Contrador
- Fed a big bag of jungle dick by the Goddess of Nature, involving at least 2 leaches, and possible malaria. Numerous scrapes and bruises from said jungle.
- Suit slashed to shit by Babou. Numerous off-screen injuries resulted.
S3 E10: Crossing Over
- Steps on a recently shattered glass pitcher.
S4 E6: Once Bitten
- Bitten behind the one-eyed snake by a two-eyed snake.
Vid denna punkt adresserar han faktiskt kraven i Season 4 Episode 9:
E4 E9: The Honeymooners “Since joining ISIS, I've been shot, (big check),stabbed, (check) set on fire, (hmmmm, nope) poisoned, (Fugu Fish and alcohol) shot, (Check check check) sexually assaulted, (Yup, Countess von Fingerbang, and the Suntan Oil incident.) partially chewed, (maybe an exaggeration) and declared legally dead, twice, on the same day (I can think of several people who would have loved to see that). Claims to have been shot three times by Lana, but was only shot twice. “Shot 19 times”, only 13 gunshot injuries seen up to this point. (Lana – 2, Himself – 1, Odin – 1, Mallory- 6, Bilcoe – 1, Border Patrol – 2). 14 times if you count a spear gun.
Det verkar sålunda som att han, åtminstone på skärmen, inte har satts i brand, den "tuggade" delen kan vara tvivelaktig och verkar inte ha blivit förklarad död på skärmen alls, för att inte tala om två gånger, men många av hans skador kunde ha varit livshotande, inklusive hans krig mot cancer.
Såvitt skottet går, blev han bara skott av Lana två gånger, inte tre gånger. Killen som skrev detta får 14 skottlossningar, inklusive spjutspistolen men jag får mer än det men oavsett får jag inte 19.
Med tanke på hur regelbundet han blir skadad, skulle jag gissa att (eftersom vi träffar Archer efter att han redan varit agent för en stund), finns det en stor mängd kroppsskador som har inträffat innan showen börjar eller eventuellt mellan innehållet i episoderna.
Hans slutliga räkning (genom säsong 5, avsnitt 13) är:
In total, Sterling Archer has sustained, by my count:
- Life-threatening injuries - 13
- Non life-threatening injuries - 123
- Gunshot wounds – 14, 16 if you count a spear gun and a bean shot. Old wound from when he was 18 counted, despite not occurring while employed at ISIS.
- Stabbing injuries – 2, 3 if a spear gun is counted here. Ninja star included in stabbage.
- Explosions - 5
- Concussions - 4
- Fainting/unconsciousness - 6
- Poisonings - 1
- Sexual assaults - 2
- Blinded - 3
Observera att jag inte har bekräftat dessa men det verkar vara en bra lista.