Danny3414 förtjänar verkligen krediten för den här , men eftersom jag har böckerna ska jag skriva ett svar. Serien är Iron Druid-serien av Kevin Hearne .
Den eponymous druiden är Atticus O'Sullivan och hans hund är Oberon. Jag kommer inte ihåg att bacon nämns mycket (även om Oberon är lite besatt av korv) men Oberon har en sak med pudlar:
Did Genghis Khan take his coffee black? Oberon asked me. After my bathtime story, he wanted to be the Genghis Khan of dogs. He wanted a harem full of French poodles, all of whom were named either Fifi or Bambi. It was an amusing habit of his: Oberon had, in the past, wanted to be Vlad the Impaler, Joan of Arc, Bertrand Russell, and any other historical figure I had recently told him about while he was getting a thorough cleansing. His Liberace period had been particularly good for my soul: You haven‘t lived until you‘ve seen an Irish wolfhound parading around in rhinestone-studded gold lamé.
Lärlingen är Granuaile (Granuaile som talar med Atticus):
"Out. Fucking. Standing. Wow."
She leaned forward over the bar again, even closer than she had before. "So here is what I want, Atticus." I could smell her strawberry lip gloss, the peppermint of her breath, and that peculiar scent that I now knew was only half hers: red-wine bouquet mixed with saffron and poppies.
"I want to be your apprentice. Teach me."
"Truly? That is what you want?" I raised my eyebrows.
"Yes. I want to be a Druid."